Thursday, February 18, 2010

Following Seven Month Prison Stint, Wetland Sports Returns With a Vengeance

Don't worry, as far as we know, we didn't contract any easily transmitted diseases while in the joint. It's safe to tune back in to Wetland Sports. 

I'm not going to promise you anything from this blog because, honestly, I have no idea what exactly we're doing here. But I will guarantee a few things that we will NOT do here:

1) Be accurate (sometimes that stuff gets in the way of the truth). 

2) Be consistent (gets in the way of spontaneity). 

3) Be nice (gets in the way of ripping to shreds our favorite targets: Howard Schultz, Clay Bennett, David Stern, the NBA, East Coast bias, Petyton Manning, Storm fans, Canadians, Ryan Leaf, Ty Willingham, Coug fans, Tim Ruskell, Glenn Beck, racists, Vin Baker, USC, the states of Oregon and Idaho, Utah, figure skating, steroids, censorship, Wall Street bailouts, Erik Bedard, Bill Bavasi, rapists, etc.) 

Basically, we'll be writing about sports, mostly Seattle sports, with some other random commentary and thoughts. Enjoy!